The longest yard! - The Longest Yard Reviews

As I watched the longest yard I was nearly knocked out. This lady spilled her soft drink all over the person next to her, who sprang out of his seat accidentally hitting me in the back of the head. It was a cranial skizbowl...wow! My head felt like Nebraska in the 4th quarter during their loss to Texas Tech. The movie was a blur. I asked for my money back but the money had already been deposited, no returns. I thought Sandler and Reynolds turned in brilliant performances. However, I kept hearing Cedric the Entertainer asking Alice if she wanted to go to the Moon!! I don't know if it was from the theater next to us or I was just hearing things. Overall thumbs up! Lots of stuff happening in this one.