Uh... didn't they remake this movie once already? - The Longest Yard Reviews

Hey just real quick as I hate to give anything having to do with Adam Sandler any more attention than necessary. Let's just say this, me seeing this movie is because I lost a coin flip with my brother about what to go see. I wanted to see Layer Cake and he wanted to see this piece of crap. Anyway hours later we both wished I had won. Plus it took him about two minutes to realise that aside from the original we already have this movie sitting on our shelf. It's called Mean Machine. It was made by the same producers as the movie Snatch and instead of being about American Football it's about Soccer. That movie is great it's funny it's dramatic at times and it's all around a good rental. This is some of the worst trash ever made and I love Chris Rock. I just cannot deal with freaking Adam Sandler. He was funny on SNL he was great in Punch Drunk Love, but for some reason he genuinly believes that he's capable of carrying a whole flick. For all the Adam Sandler fans in the world where unfortunately there are alot of you. You'll absolutely revel in this movie. You'll laugh so hard you'll probably near the point of losing control of bodily function. If you have any taste or like the original you'll pretty must be lost for the entire flick. It's just not good, it doesn't have redemptive value anywhere it just sucks. Read the rest of my reviews I can always find something to compliment even in flicks I hate. This one is just trash.